Population Estimate: 4,000
Highway 613 is the only road to town. Creepy legends attract gothic tourists. Ancient bed and breakfasts molder in the shade of the Black Forest. The First Church of the Resurrection keeps its congregation close and buries them closer. Local yogis pay attention to everything while students at the Mystery School study conspiracy theories and hidden meanings. The sheriff is green; his predecessor packed up suddenly, left town in a battered SUV. A vigilante stalks the streets at night, shrouded and searching when he should be sleeping. Incorrigible children shoplift and cannot be stopped! The town drunks are zombies, mostly harmless.
It seems only prudent to investigate all of this quackery.